rninor:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over”
“bend what? over”

stansayshi:

My favorite running joke in b99 is Rosa and Holt, portrayed as emotionless robot-like characters, actually being the Most Dramatic™ members of the squad

neoyorzapoteca:

The Woman Dies | Aoko Matsuda | Granta Magazine

amanitacaplan:

Hey, look at us, logging in some quality bro time before the end of the world.

amanitacaplan:

Hey, look at us, logging in some quality bro time before the end of the world.

no5theboy:

diego: h
me, already crying: absolutely superb u funky little knife man

tildren:

Number Two: Diego Hargreeves 

a-sebastian-stans-stan:

SKDKFKSKKS I’M LAUGHING

shesnake:

i think we’re alone now

spock-sock:

queensarcasrn:

mauridianhallow:

rtahuniverse:

cannon-fannon:

THIS SPEAKS TO ME ON A MOLECULAR LEVEL RIGHT NOW.

You are witnessing a broken human being

This is actually me like constantly now

The older I get the more I identify with this when I come across it

I just got a new humidifier and I am fuckin’ pumped

swordlesbianopinions:

i possess an unreasonable number of swords. which is to say, none, which is an unreasonable number i think personally

lewintersoldat:

This is where I have laid my affections, with the biggest dorks ever